This is something you must face if you stay at Coconut Lagoon

If you stay at Coconut Lagoon, sooner or later you will have to face the fact that they are much cooler than you are. How so, you ask? They control the mosquitos by breeding dragonflies. They mow the grass by using it as pasture for a variety of dwarf cow that they are saving from extinction. They harvest rainwater, fer crissake. You can't compete, and you should just sit back and enjoy their reflected glory as long as you can. Here are some pictures to prove it.


One of several working displays that show how they compost better than you.


Guinea Fowls wander around controlling the insect population and if necessary, attacking (and eating) any snakes that try to move in.


They graft rare orchids onto palm trees so that you have a face full of bloom on every path that you walk down.